You know you're a mother if.....

This list came to my mind a while back- I thought I would share - feel free to add your own. Hope you get a laugh somewhere in here.

1. Your child hands you a little something with a smile only for you to discover it's a booger.
2. You can never wear white again!
3. The sexiest thing you own is a maternity bra!
4. You have put a binky in your mouth to clean it off.
5. You have sat a crying baby on your lap while you pee.
6. You experience regualar kidney pain because of your infrequent trips to the bathroom.
7. You consider it a holiday when you get to shower without a little person showering with you.
8. You have put the baby in a car seat or high chair with you in the bathroom to actually be able to shower.
9. You are no longer embarrased when people call on the phone and hear you yelling at your kids in the back.
10. You see pretty markers at the store and can only picture unwanted drawings on your walls!
11. You have actually "pre-chewed" food for your baby before.
12. You have days where you are ok with feeding your kids the same meal for breakfast, lunch and possibily dinner.
13. You can pretty much only get on the internet while nursing a baby.
14. You are holding a baby or toddler right now.
15. You can not even make it through a short movie from start to finish because of the never ending "to do" list running through your mind.
16. You count to 3 to warn your children as well as calm yourself down.
17. Your "Bible reading" pretty much consists of children's devotionals.
18. The last book you read from start to finish was "Green Eggs & Ham.
19. You have more packs of playdough than tubes of lipstick in your house.
20. You can't remember the last time ALL of your laundry was done.
21. You regularly have to smell brown "spots" to see if they are chocolate or poop.
22. You have stepped in pee more than once in a day in your own home and you don't even own pets!
23. You have 50 or more single socks and no clue where their matches are.